Courts of Chaos | comedy + writing blog

In an infinite universe, everything must exist.

A.J. Axline | jester

Category: thinking aloud

  • I’ve written before about how ‘suicide bomber’ is one of the best jobs you could ever have. I mentioned how you only have to work one day, and often you don’t even have to make it into the office, you just need to catch your bus. You may even get…

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  • Eventually, all tattoos are temporary tattoos.

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  • We all spent the last 360 and some days travelling tens of thousands of kilometers through space, flying around a massive spherical fusion reactor, spinning in place as we flew. Gravity and photons and time did the heavy lifting, while we all lived through another year of absurd nonsense, waiting…

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  • Hello valued employees (and contractors), Please be informed that effectively immediately, [name] is no longer with [company]. To facilitate a smooth transition, we ask that you not submit any questions, offer any comments, or look anxiously at coworkers during this transition period. You can assist this transition by not discussing…

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  • The ship kicked on the anti-grav pads and the shuddering plunge through the planet’s thin atmosphere smoothed into a gliding descent through the final cloud layer. The ship lowered to about fifty meters above the planet’s surface, a rocky beach of blue-black gravel and stones. There were some boulders that…

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